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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 20:09

No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Brain’s Reward Center Tracks Not Just What, But When Rewards Arrive - Neuroscience News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
What are James Potter's flaws?
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So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Minds and Behinds
We've Been Misreading a Major Law of Physics For Nearly 300 Years - ScienceAlert
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Shark Attack: “Jaws” Remains as Entertaining as It Was 50 Years Ago - Roger Ebert
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...