What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 20:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Brain’s Reward Center Tracks Not Just What, But When Rewards Arrive - Neuroscience News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

What are James Potter's flaws?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Minds and Behinds

We've Been Misreading a Major Law of Physics For Nearly 300 Years - ScienceAlert

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Artists get better with age, e.g., painting. Yet when it comes to pop music, the famous work tends to be written when musicians are in their twenties. So, why aren't Bob Dylan or the Stones banging out amazing tunes now?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Shark Attack: “Jaws” Remains as Entertaining as It Was 50 Years Ago - Roger Ebert

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

What actor accepted a film expecting to go unnoticed, only to find himself at the forefront of a gigantic success that transformed his career?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...